Which celebrity do you think could handle the LP boys?

by **JohnMcSpunkencock** » Fri Mar 04, 2016 12:23 am

Honest, the ones posted without a name I don't know any of them. I'd almost certainly know the nane though.

by **laura.** » Fri Mar 04, 2016 12:27 am

I am kind of like the same, I could name 100's of porn stars but my knowledge of celebs is lacking. It's only actresses and musicians that I know of and like. I have no interest in Z list celebs etc. x

by **Dudemeister** » Fri Mar 04, 2016 12:39 am

Hmmm... those two spring to my mind

by **laura.** » Fri Mar 04, 2016 12:40 am

Dunno who the second girl is?

by **Dudemeister** » Fri Mar 04, 2016 12:49 am

Nora Tschirner, a quite popular German actress.

by **magizi877** » Fri Mar 04, 2016 2:54 am

I'm surprised Scarlet appeared sooner than Margot, considering she hasn't really performed in any type of "slutty" role.

by **JohnMcSpunkencock** » Sun Mar 06, 2016 11:29 pm

Under 35: Alexandra Daddario. The body could, don't know about the psychological side

: PLEEEASE, JOHN. Fuck my arse

: Oh, alright then you lucky lady

by **ToryLaneRulez** » Tue Mar 15, 2016 8:37 am

Kaley Cuoco surely, and she would even act well

by **JohnMcSpunkencock** » Tue Mar 15, 2016 9:45 pm

Charlotte McKinney. Nae bother. She told me so, honest

by **laura.** » Sun Oct 16, 2016 7:42 pm

Major major obsessive girlie crush on Emma Roberts right now. Can only think how amazing she'd look in an LP scene

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by **avanfurwet** » Sun Oct 16, 2016 10:42 pm

Nigella and Gillian Anderson for sure in the uber-milf department.

Could have found a better picture of Gillian though. She is drop dead beautiful.

: Gillian Anderson

The others, meh. I never heard of or can't work up any enthusiasm for.

by **hendrik549** » Sun Oct 16, 2016 11:08 pm

Probably Aubrey Plaza can handle some LP boys.

by **xmal-fuckland** » Wed Oct 19, 2016 3:50 am

over 35 = nigella. nigella. and nigella. (have been wildly in lust with this woman for 20+ years now). she's out there.

under 35 = EW the uberdoll. and i haven't even seen a harry potter film. just shots of her taken at film premiers and this gif, which is the clincher for me. straight to the heart. the absolute essence of cute and adorable.

to paraphrase the tap. 'how much more cute could this woman be? the answer is none. none more cute' ♥

by **grimwolf77** » Wed Oct 19, 2016 5:11 am

Holy shit Rita Ora is a bad bitch. Never even heard of her till this thread

by **laura.** » Wed Oct 19, 2016 7:42 am

xmal-fuckland wrote:over 35 = nigella. nigella. and nigella. (have been wildly in lust with this woman for 20+ years now). she's out there.

under 35 = EW the uberdoll. and i haven't even seen a harry potter film. just shots of her taken at film premiers and this gif, which is the clincher for me. straight to the heart. the absolute essence of cute and adorable.

to paraphrase the tap. 'how much more cute could this woman be? the answer is none. none more cute' ♥

Every bi and lesbian woman I know has a crush on Emma Watson you know, she is universal and so cute it hurts. I think we all wanna be maternal and caring to her but at the same time do some naughty things with her.

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by **avanfurwet** » Wed Oct 19, 2016 9:43 am

Thanks for posting that Nigella gif. Now I won't be able to concentrate all day ...

by **avanfurwet** » Wed Oct 19, 2016 2:00 pm

Maybe not celebs, but the 3 girls in my favourite advertisement would look good...

https://abancommercials.com/uk/vid/776/det/smart-the-smart-forfour-robodance-advert

by **Falcon131721** » Wed Oct 19, 2016 8:47 pm

Romainian alexandra stan. She would handle with ease 5 on 1 black buster I think.

by **JohnMcSpunkencock** » Wed Mar 22, 2017 8:20 pm

Maitland Ward is a definite. She'd eat them alive while scrubbing my back

by **vnhaln52** » Thu Mar 23, 2017 4:21 am

Most of the girls posted would tap out 5 seconds into a LP scene. Maitland for sure could probably take the LP treatment. I bet Kim Kardashian, Jennifer Lawrence, Rose McGowan, or Kat Dennings could. Hell Jen seems to be pretty kinky and free spirited (based on the fappening photos).

by **kutanoid** » Thu Mar 23, 2017 9:19 am

by **Ragnar** » Thu Mar 23, 2017 9:43 am

That big ass could handle anything. One of the hottest women over 40

by **Ragnar** » Thu Mar 23, 2017 9:46 am

This over 40 strumpet with a solid history of appearing naked on film could give any 20 something girl a run for her money

by **Ragnar** » Thu Mar 23, 2017 9:57 am

Under 35

by **Kriss1986** » Thu Mar 23, 2017 8:46 pm

JohnMcSpunkencock wrote:Maitland Ward is a definite. She'd eat them alive while scrubbing my back

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by **Kriss1986** » Thu Mar 23, 2017 8:47 pm

kutanoid wrote:

Doda definitely would be able to handle LP treatment

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by **Falcon131721** » Fri Mar 24, 2017 5:43 pm

Alexandria stan
Kate beckinsale

by **altporn** » Mon Mar 27, 2017 11:20 am

(Former?) WWE wrestler Paige, better known for the world now because of The Fappening 2.0.

by **PauloPornFan** » Fri Apr 07, 2017 11:08 am

1- Jennifer Lawrence
2- Lena Meyer-Landrut
3- Ariana Grande

by **DPAddict780** » Sat Jun 24, 2017 12:14 am

+1 for Nigella Lawson, tits are epic!!

Mine would be:
>35 Carol Kirkwood, BBC weather presenter from UK
<35 Ariel Winter, of Modern Family fame

by **trinity** » Sun Jun 25, 2017 7:31 am

i see you posted some amazing chicks, nigella and doda are amazing
i couldn't remember others than these 4 babes...2 under 35 and two older

by **JohnMcSpunkencock** » Tue Aug 15, 2017 8:42 am

Russian long jumper. Absolute certainty and I hear she's shooting and gagging for it. Or probably not

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by **Iddaoeeok** » Tue Aug 15, 2017 10:52 am

Women's long jump and high jump are the highlights of every international competition for me

by **azuniga992** » Tue Aug 15, 2017 4:37 pm

Two Latinas of excellence. Eva Mendes and Michelle Rodríguez; Taking into consideration that Rodriguez is bisexual, could be a scene together. Dream does not count anything

by **Kriss1986** » Fri Aug 18, 2017 8:26 pm

azuniga992 wrote:Two Latinas of excellence. Eva Mendes and Michelle Rodríguez; Taking into consideration that Rodriguez is bisexual, could be a scene together. Dream does not count anything

It would be nice pairing

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by **JohnnyMcSpunkencock** » Sat Feb 10, 2018 2:06 am

Some folk here are way too late for the party

by **JohnnyMcSpunkencock** » Mon Feb 19, 2018 2:32 pm

Waaaayy too late

by **blublubeacha** » Tue Feb 20, 2018 8:15 am

j lo, kim kardashian and katy perry. i am sure they enjoy an intense fucking

by **JohnnyMcSpunkencock** » Tue Feb 20, 2018 2:57 pm

On a topical note, Anastasia Bryzgalova, a Russian Olympic Curler

Latest in a long line of hot Russian Curlers

by **JohnnyMcSpunkencock** » Fri Feb 23, 2018 2:28 pm

Seriously, forget the summer Olympics, the winter Olympic babes are wank worthy wholesale. I've masturbated 29 times so far and I had never previously masturbated in my life

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