When there's more to life than gapes (non porn related chat)

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Re: When there's more to life than gapes (non porn related chat)

Postby ZiziMinuscule » Tue Aug 08, 2017 5:42 pm

I would go for coconut based desserts. There is IMHO no better flavouring for a lady's anus.
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Re: When there's more to life than gapes (non porn related chat)

Postby ZiziMinuscule » Tue Aug 08, 2017 5:49 pm

Kriss1986 wrote:
JohnMcSpunkencock wrote:Yes, both been gone all year or as near as


True...


Anyone knows what could have happened? It's a pity they are not with us anymore...
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Re: When there's more to life than gapes (non porn related chat)

Postby JohnMcSpunkencock » Tue Aug 08, 2017 7:13 pm

ZiziMinuscule wrote:I would go for coconut based desserts. There is IMHO no better flavouring for a lady's anus.


Raspberry rectum sorbet. Yummy
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Re: When there's more to life than gapes (non porn related chat)

Postby ZiziMinuscule » Thu Aug 10, 2017 8:03 pm

JohnMcSpunkencock wrote:
ZiziMinuscule wrote:I would go for coconut based desserts. There is IMHO no better flavouring for a lady's anus.


Raspberry rectum sorbet. Yummy


With cherries on top. ;)
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Re: When there's more to life than gapes (non porn related chat)

Postby Kriss1986 » Thu Aug 10, 2017 8:10 pm

ZiziMinuscule wrote:
JohnMcSpunkencock wrote:
ZiziMinuscule wrote:I would go for coconut based desserts. There is IMHO no better flavouring for a lady's anus.


Raspberry rectum sorbet. Yummy


With cherries on top. ;)


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Re: When there's more to life than gapes (non porn related chat)

Postby JohnMcSpunkencock » Fri Aug 11, 2017 5:52 pm

And a suspicious looking chocolate sauce which looks like diarrhoea but is really melted crunchy peanut butter
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Re: When there's more to life than gapes (non porn related chat)

Postby ZiziMinuscule » Fri Aug 11, 2017 7:43 pm

You are making me hungry!
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Re: When there's more to life than gapes (non porn related chat)

Postby Kriss1986 » Sun Aug 13, 2017 9:51 pm

JohnMcSpunkencock wrote:And a suspicious looking chocolate sauce which looks like diarrhoea but is really melted crunchy peanut butter


John you are like flavors virtuosso :D.
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Re: When there's more to life than gapes (non porn related chat)

Postby JohnMcSpunkencock » Mon Aug 21, 2017 8:42 am

"Ze top babe, she fucky offy, cul-de-sac!!!! I need ze pissy pee pee now!"

Spank you very much :cool:
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Re: When there's more to life than gapes (non porn related chat)

Postby JohnMcSpunkencock » Mon Nov 06, 2017 1:38 am

Wanking too much makes your eyes go fuzzy

I sat opposite a woman on the bus home tonight and after a few minutes she opened her legs just far enough deliberately. Took a screenshot and she looked at me and bad a wicked smile.

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Re: When there's more to life than gapes (non porn related chat)

Postby JohnMcSpunkencock » Fri Nov 10, 2017 9:09 am

Tell you what, some ugly women on my bus this morning. No chance of a surprise erection
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Re: When there's more to life than gapes (non porn related chat)

Postby JohnnyMcSpunkencock » Thu Dec 28, 2017 3:20 pm

You know what I hate. People who want an answer to everything at the end of a film. It's THAT that's highly illogical. We don't know what we don't know! The ending of, for example 'Cube', the truly awesome 'La Cabina' (1972) etc. Ending the way the should have. That's why the legacy lives on
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Re: When there's more to life than gapes (non porn related chat)

Postby JohnnyMcSpunkencock » Mon Jan 22, 2018 3:51 am

Well, it's all particularly shitey bollocks in here isn't it. More than before
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Re: When there's more to life than gapes (non porn related chat)

Postby JohnnyMcSpunkencock » Thu Jan 25, 2018 4:11 pm

To all Scots. Have a great Burns Night ya raj bammy wee gadgies
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Re: When there's more to life than gapes (non porn related chat)

Postby avanfurwet » Thu Jan 25, 2018 7:48 pm

JohnnyMcSpunkencock wrote:To all Scots. Have a great Burns Night ya raj bammy wee gadgies


For non-Scots, some suggested translations here. Other brands are available. I have no idea, I can barely understand English.

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Re: When there's more to life than gapes (non porn related chat)

Postby ZiziMinuscule » Sat Jan 27, 2018 12:29 am

JohnnyMcSpunkencock wrote:To all Scots. Have a great Burns Night ya raj bammy wee gadgies


Did You enjoy Your haggis, Johnny ?
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Re: When there's more to life than gapes (non porn related chat)

Postby JohnnyMcSpunkencock » Sat Jan 27, 2018 5:05 am

Aye. A special kinda haggis though. The non-meat type
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Re: When there's more to life than gapes (non porn related chat)

Postby JohnnyMcSpunkencock » Fri Aug 03, 2018 12:18 am

My sperm is at the ready. It's a kind of bluey greeny brown colour though :confused:
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Re: When there's more to life than gapes (non porn related chat)

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Re: When there's more to life than gapes (non porn related chat)

Postby blubeach » Sun Mar 08, 2020 3:14 am

I hate it

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Re: When there's more to life than gapes (non porn related chat)

Postby nilis » Tue Mar 10, 2020 11:45 pm

laura. wrote:
So my fellow pervs in crime, who's it gonna be?

Trump or Clinton??


Sanders.

Keep voting republican and they'll ban porn one of these days.

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Re: When there's more to life than gapes (non porn related chat)

Postby blublubeach » Thu Apr 02, 2020 2:21 pm

if you ignore me i will ignore you

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Re: When there's more to life than gapes (non porn related chat)

Postby blublubeach » Thu Apr 02, 2020 2:23 pm

My simple rule

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Re: When there's more to life than gapes (non porn related chat)

Postby blublubeach » Thu Apr 02, 2020 2:44 pm

If you disobey me I will disobey you

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Re: When there's more to life than gapes (non porn related chat)

Postby drevokocur66 » Thu Apr 02, 2020 3:21 pm

nilis wrote:
laura. wrote:
So my fellow pervs in crime, who's it gonna be?

Trump or Clinton??


Sanders.

Keep voting republican and they'll ban porn one of these days.


I disagree. Had HIllary been elected, porn industry would have suffered.
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Re: When there's more to life than gapes (non porn related chat)

Postby blublubeach » Thu Apr 02, 2020 9:07 pm

I’m always fair❤️

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Re: When there's more to life than gapes (non porn related chat)

Postby blublubeach » Thu Apr 02, 2020 9:18 pm

Don’t worry


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Re: When there's more to life than gapes (non porn related chat)

Postby blublubeach » Sat Apr 04, 2020 11:24 am

blublubeach wrote:My simple rule

forget the rules

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Re: When there's more to life than gapes (non porn related chat)

Postby blublubeach » Sat Apr 04, 2020 2:49 pm

and I don't really give a fuck about 1/0 name. doesn't have to be blublubeach. your pick

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Re: When there's more to life than gapes (non porn related chat)

Postby blublubeach » Sun Apr 05, 2020 3:10 am

Call me however u want

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Re: When there's more to life than gapes (non porn related chat)

Postby blublubeach » Sat Apr 11, 2020 4:57 pm

u can call me luna if u want

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Re: When there's more to life than gapes (non porn related chat)

Postby blublubeach » Sat Apr 11, 2020 6:38 pm

Luna85 is official 1/0 account name

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Re: When there's more to life than gapes (non porn related chat)

Postby blublubeach » Sat Apr 11, 2020 8:34 pm

don't call me luna. Luna85 is luna

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Re: When there's more to life than gapes (non porn related chat)

Postby blublubeach » Sun Apr 12, 2020 5:24 pm

I am not 1/0
Please delete my account and all my posts

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Re: When there's more to life than gapes (non porn related chat)

Postby blublubeach » Sun Apr 12, 2020 7:46 pm

I am 1/0 actually

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Re: When there's more to life than gapes (non porn related chat)

Postby blublubeach » Sun Apr 12, 2020 8:34 pm

I’m not
ban me

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Re: When there's more to life than gapes (non porn related chat)

Postby blublubeach » Sun Apr 12, 2020 8:46 pm

Maybe I am?

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