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Re: When there's more to life than gapes (non porn related chat)

Postby laura. » Tue Dec 06, 2016 10:35 pm

BoobJesus wrote:
laura. wrote:Ashes to Ashes


Same. I've never seen anyone else rank it as their #1.

Cool stuff!


Thanks:) Although in the UK it was arguably his biggest hit, nonewithstanding Let's Dance possibly x

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Re: When there's more to life than gapes (non porn related chat)

Postby laura. » Tue Dec 06, 2016 10:36 pm

And to think it was nearly a year ago since he died, music will never be quite the same again imho, legend!

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Re: a hex has been affected upon Mr. Woodman

Postby BoobJesus » Wed Dec 07, 2016 2:51 am

After watching a despicable Pierre Woodman scene where he very clearly abused a female, I turned off all the lights, lit dozens upon dozens of sticks of Egyptian incense and candles and, once the atmosphere was sinister and dark enough for my liking, I proceeded to place a hex upon Pierre Woodman.

Do I actually believe this stuff? Not really; I'm too scientifically-minded for that. But I force myself to, well, temporarily believe it while practicing it. Because it's fun and is a test of mental constraints. And, hey, I've a great track record of having people finding themselves in the most unfortunate of circumstances within a year of me placing hexes upon them. So I figured: 'Why not try it with Pierre and see what happens?'

I hope Pierre Woodman is a superstitious man. Because superstitious men are scared of nothing more than they are of hexes.

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Re: When there's more to life than gapes (non porn related chat)

Postby avanfurwet » Wed Dec 07, 2016 9:00 am

^ Prob not what Laura meant by "more to life" in her thread :)

But fwiw I agree with hex on all abusers and prob you're late to the party with many angry young women already casting curses.

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Re: When there's more to life than gapes (non porn related chat)

Postby JohnMcSpunkencock » Thu Dec 08, 2016 2:08 pm

This fecking Brexit thing in the news daily over recent days is boring. Very, very boring live.
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Re: When there's more to life than gapes (non porn related chat)

Postby laura. » Thu Dec 08, 2016 2:16 pm

^
Yes, agreed. Just sort it out and get it over with.

And in other news; apparently the US is going to war with China, although I read that on RT so could be fake news stirred by our wonderful Russian friends....

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Re: When there's more to life than gapes (non porn related chat)

Postby avanfurwet » Thu Dec 08, 2016 2:54 pm

laura. wrote:^
Yes, agreed. Just sort it out and get it over with.

And in other news; apparently the US is going to war with China, although I read that on RT so could be fake news stirred by our wonderful Russian friends....


Brexit.
It's not in politicians' interests to sort it out. They all want to puff themselves up and appear important and relevant and fight each other like rats in a sack as usual.
This one will run and run.

War.
Are you sure RT didn't mean a 'trade' war with China? That little word might make a difference, between the human race becoming extinct or not. :(

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Re: When there's more to life than gapes (non porn related chat)

Postby vampsinthe78 » Thu Dec 08, 2016 7:23 pm

laura. wrote:Oh I see!

Coldplay - Parachutes. Everything else is just excruciatingly bland imho


Good taste in porn and eminently good common sense.

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Re: When there's more to life than gapes (non porn related chat)

Postby laura. » Thu Dec 08, 2016 7:39 pm

^
Thanks :cool:

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Re: When there's more to life than gapes (non porn related chat)

Postby JohnMcSpunkencock » Sat Jan 14, 2017 1:51 am

LMAO!!!! Oh, shit. That was funny. LOL!!!! Right. I've wiped the tears of laughter away. LMAO!!!!

Right. Back to reality
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Re: When there's more to life than gapes (non porn related chat)

Postby avanfurwet » Sun Jan 22, 2017 1:24 pm

My New Year's Resolution to stop making weak innuendo jokes about my sexual stamina.

Day 22. So far so good.





I just hope I continue to keep it up ... :)

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Re: When there's more to life than gapes (non porn related chat)

Postby Kriss1986 » Tue Jan 24, 2017 5:47 pm

avanfurwet wrote:My New Year's Resolution to stop making weak innuendo jokes about my sexual stamina.

Day 22. So far so good.





I just hope I continue to keep it up ... :)


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Re: When there's more to life than gapes (non porn related chat)

Postby JohnMcSpunkencock » Mon Jan 30, 2017 8:02 pm

Just tripped over my cock again :D
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Re: When there's more to life than gapes (non porn related chat)

Postby kidloco2 » Mon Jan 30, 2017 8:53 pm

JohnMcSpunkencock wrote:Just tripped over my cock again :D


From Urbandictionary:
Cock Tripping
To enter a state of profound psychedelic trance / euphoria / physical inebriation after prolonged contact with the male genitalia.

Symptoms of a "Cock Trip" may include, short bouts of unconsciousness, temporary insanity, hallucinations, inability to stand/walk, incoherent speech, loss of memory.
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Re: When there's more to life than gapes (non porn related chat)

Postby magizi877 » Tue Jan 31, 2017 2:26 am

kidloco2 wrote:
JohnMcSpunkencock wrote:Just tripped over my cock again :D


From Urbandictionary:
Cock Tripping
To enter a state of profound psychedelic trance / euphoria / physical inebriation after prolonged contact with the male genitalia.

Symptoms of a "Cock Trip" may include, short bouts of unconsciousness, temporary insanity, hallucinations, inability to stand/walk, incoherent speech, loss of memory.


nailed it, lol. :p

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Re: When there's more to life than gapes (non porn related chat)

Postby JohnMcSpunkencock » Tue Jan 31, 2017 4:59 pm

Ahhhh. Cock tripping causes cock tripping. That explains it ;)
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Re: When there's more to life than gapes (non porn related chat)

Postby Kriss1986 » Wed Feb 01, 2017 9:35 pm

JohnMcSpunkencock wrote:Ahhhh. Cock tripping causes cock tripping. That explains it ;)


Seems like never ending story :D.
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Re: When there's more to life than gapes (non porn related chat)

Postby JohnMcSpunkencock » Tue Feb 14, 2017 10:17 am

On this special day, remember to masturbate romantically ;)
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Re: When there's more to life than gapes (non porn related chat)

Postby JohnMcSpunkencock » Thu Apr 13, 2017 2:56 pm

Just wondering if all toilets are the big standard
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Re: When there's more to life than gapes (non porn related chat)

Postby JohnMcSpunkencock » Sat Jun 24, 2017 11:40 pm

A quick impression as I'm really, really tired.

'Oh, Greg, you are ze coolest guy. You want to do my first anal, Greg? Please, please, fuck ze ass, harder, harder, Greg. Fuck my tushy, Greg. Anything for you, Greg. Make me swallow your poo, Greg, make me eat it with custard '.

I thank you :confused:
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Re: When there's more to life than gapes (non porn related chat)

Postby JohnMcSpunkencock » Mon Jun 26, 2017 7:08 pm

avanfurwet wrote:
Anotherfine wrote:
Let's drill down a bit deeper regarding this

Favourite Song by -

The Jam
The Clash
Bowie


Mine are - Thats Entertainment, Guns of Brixton and Ziggy Stardust


Going Underground, Rocking the Casbah, Heroes


Missed this originally and as these are high on my all time list, here they are:

'Mr. Clean'(then 'Liza Radley'), 'London Calling' (then 'Stay Free'), 'Cygnet Committee' (then 'My Death')

My cock's bigger than yours.

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Re: When there's more to life than gapes (non porn related chat)

Postby JohnMcSpunkencock » Tue Jun 27, 2017 12:36 am

Anyone wanting to buy my replica armpit it's now on sale, special price only £12,000. If you want the left armpit it'll be £14,000
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Re: When there's more to life than gapes (non porn related chat)

Postby JohnMcSpunkencock » Fri Jun 30, 2017 6:51 pm

I'm also selling my used pants. They're all badly skid marked as I have Irritable Bowel Syndrome but they smell nice to me, like lavender. £1.00 a pair :eek:
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Re: When there's more to life than gapes (non porn related chat)

Postby JohnMcSpunkencock » Fri Jul 14, 2017 8:13 pm

4000 posts. What a spammer eh. :cool:
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Re: When there's more to life than gapes (non porn related chat)

Postby trinity » Sat Jul 15, 2017 8:06 am

JohnMcSpunkencock wrote:4000 posts. What a spammer eh. :cool:

no spammer - no lifer, you and that kris, and that dap-addict :p :p
i have only few posts rofl

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Re: When there's more to life than gapes (non porn related chat)

Postby JohnMcSpunkencock » Sat Jul 15, 2017 9:13 am

DA and Kriss are the worst. Spamming all day every day. ;)
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Re: When there's more to life than gapes (non porn related chat)

Postby trinity » Sat Jul 15, 2017 2:02 pm

JohnMcSpunkencock wrote:DA and Kriss are the worst. Spamming all day every day. ;)

yeah...maybe we shall tell them to go outside and fuck something? :D

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Re: When there's more to life than gapes (non porn related chat)

Postby JohnMcSpunkencock » Sat Jul 15, 2017 10:33 pm

'Fist ze hairy ass, Greg, fist it deep. Ze derty, derty, hairy anus wants ze elbow deep. Ooooo, Greg, la pomme de terre avec St Ettiene. Mange tout, MANGE tooouuutt. Ze turdy hairs taste la supreme, Greg.'

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Re: When there's more to life than gapes (non porn related chat)

Postby Kriss1986 » Sun Jul 16, 2017 12:35 pm

trinity wrote:
JohnMcSpunkencock wrote:4000 posts. What a spammer eh. :cool:

no spammer - no lifer, you and that kris, and that dap-addict :p :p
i have only few posts rofl


Hahahah :D.
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Re: When there's more to life than gapes (non porn related chat)

Postby Kriss1986 » Sun Jul 16, 2017 12:37 pm

JohnMcSpunkencock wrote:DA and Kriss are the worst. Spamming all day every day. ;)


All day and all night :p.
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Re: When there's more to life than gapes (non porn related chat)

Postby Anotherfine » Sun Jul 16, 2017 10:51 pm

Weird seeing a thread by Laura on the forums these days I wonder if she ran off with avanfurwet ;)
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Re: When there's more to life than gapes (non porn related chat)

Postby JohnMcSpunkencock » Mon Jul 17, 2017 8:25 am

Yes, both been gone all year or as near as
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Re: When there's more to life than gapes (non porn related chat)

Postby Kriss1986 » Wed Jul 19, 2017 7:41 pm

JohnMcSpunkencock wrote:Yes, both been gone all year or as near as


True...
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Re: When there's more to life than gapes (non porn related chat)

Postby JohnMcSpunkencock » Thu Aug 03, 2017 12:47 am

So, anyone ever had sex with a fruit? :eek:
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Re: When there's more to life than gapes (non porn related chat)

Postby JohnMcSpunkencock » Thu Aug 03, 2017 2:54 pm

I have. Her name was Cherry. What a peach
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Re: When there's more to life than gapes (non porn related chat)

Postby Kriss1986 » Thu Aug 03, 2017 8:56 pm

JohnMcSpunkencock wrote:I have. Her name was Cherry. What a peach


What a lovely name ;).
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Re: When there's more to life than gapes (non porn related chat)

Postby JohnMcSpunkencock » Thu Aug 03, 2017 9:14 pm

Thought of the day. The forum's most overused word: deserves
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Re: When there's more to life than gapes (non porn related chat)

Postby Anotherfine » Thu Aug 03, 2017 11:40 pm

JohnMcSpunkencock wrote:I have. Her name was Cherry. What a peach


As I kissed her Cherry Red Lips, Her Cherry Red Lips, She crossed her legs and crushed my glasses :D
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Re: When there's more to life than gapes (non porn related chat)

Postby JohnMcSpunkencock » Fri Aug 04, 2017 12:13 am

:p :p :p
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Re: When there's more to life than gapes (non porn related chat)

Postby JohnMcSpunkencock » Tue Aug 08, 2017 8:35 am

Instead of creampies can we try Pavlova? A vanilla slice here and there would be welcome too.
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