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The Football thread

Postby JohnMcSpunkencock » Wed Nov 23, 2016 9:44 pm

Any and all football chat, even yawn inducing friendly internationals.

Dortmund winning 8-4 yesterday in Champion's League, today Bayern beaten 3-2 to newcomers Rostov. Last round of course Real got stuffed by Legia Warsaw.


My predictions for tonight just as they're about to kick off:

Arsenal 2-1 PSG
Atletico 2-0 PSV
Celtic 2-2 Barcelona
Ludogorets 1-0 Basel
M'gladbach 1-3 Man City
Napoli 2-0 D. Kiev
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Re: The Football thread

Postby Anotherfine » Wed Nov 23, 2016 9:45 pm

Celtic 0 - Barcelona 8 hopefully
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Re: The Football thread

Postby JohnMcSpunkencock » Wed Nov 23, 2016 9:47 pm

That would be mighty fine ;)
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Re: The Football thread

Postby laura. » Wed Nov 23, 2016 9:48 pm

Thread closed :D

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Re: The Football thread

Postby JohnMcSpunkencock » Wed Nov 23, 2016 9:52 pm

Liverpool? That gives me an idea. How about Cuckold Football? I'll bet Ronaldo would be excellent at that, as always
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Re: The Football thread

Postby ZiziMinuscule » Wed Nov 23, 2016 10:17 pm

Perhaps we shall pick our porn/LP dream teams ?

I know it seems to be just another Top-10 (to be exact - top-11) idea, but I think it can be developped if each of us would justify concisely her/his picks, especially why she/he picked a given girl/stud for a given position on the pitch. For instance, if You put Giorgio Grandi as Your trequartista, Mike Chapman as Your sweeper, Timea Bella as Your fullback or Linda Sweet as Your goalkeeper, explain why. Just for fun.

What do You think about that ? Or, perhaps, shall this thread remain porn-free ?
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Re: The Football thread

Postby laura. » Wed Nov 23, 2016 10:24 pm

Liverpool aside, my football knowledge is pretty poo tbh and i think about porn pretty much most of the day so I am always happy to keep things slightly porn focussed but I'll let John make that choice :D x

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Re: The Football thread

Postby TheVulture » Wed Nov 23, 2016 10:49 pm

Real men watch rugby league. ;)
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Re: The Football thread

Postby deanob73 » Wed Nov 23, 2016 11:07 pm

Real men play Rugby Union LOL

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Re: The Football thread

Postby deanob73 » Wed Nov 23, 2016 11:09 pm

laura. wrote:Thread closed :D

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YNWA Herr Klopp :)

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Postby JohnMcSpunkencock » Wed Nov 23, 2016 11:10 pm

Real men like Cuckold Table Tennis ;)

I'm fine with porn or not. Just go with it ;)
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Re: The Football thread

Postby laura. » Wed Nov 23, 2016 11:38 pm

deanob73 wrote:
laura. wrote:Thread closed :D

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YNWA Herr Klopp :)


Indeed and as I am feeling particularly sordid today, he could happily show off his ball skills at my place :eek:

He is very distinguished I must say and has certainly galvanised the players and the RED half of the city :cool:

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Re: The Football thread

Postby TheVulture » Thu Nov 24, 2016 12:01 am

deanob73 wrote:Real men play Rugby Union LOL


League is 100 times tougher than union. The 10 metre rule alone accounts for this (not to mention the 2 fewer players per side). Even cross-code successes of a union favouring bent like Sonny Bill Williams admit this.

I had a YouTube compilation of NRL hits lined up as Exhibit A for the prosecution but see that you can't link YT clips here. :(
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Re: The Football thread

Postby JohnMcSpunkencock » Thu Nov 24, 2016 1:30 pm

Last nights round of games was shit tbh
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Postby avanfurwet » Thu Nov 24, 2016 2:36 pm

JohnMcSpunkencock wrote:Last nights round of games was shit tbh


Well, there was some comedy acting and own goals in the Arsenal game :p

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Postby Gemini » Thu Nov 24, 2016 4:44 pm

JohnMcSpunkencock wrote:Last round of course Real got stuffed by Legia Warsaw.


Real has already played two matches against Legia:
Real-Legia 5:1
Legia-Real 3:3

In the last round: Real vs Borussia, Legia vs Sporting.

p.s. Legia in the last two matches (with Real Madrid and Borussia) scored 7 goals. :eek:
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Re: The Football thread

Postby JohnMcSpunkencock » Thu Nov 24, 2016 7:52 pm

It's good that they'll go down fighting. There's always one periodically. My predictions for tonight's Europa League games:

All under 10·5 goals :D
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Postby Dudemeister » Thu Nov 24, 2016 9:54 pm

The first rounds of Champions League are alomst unwatchable by now, nearly as boring as most of the national leagues.

Only this season:

Barcelona - Celtic 7:0
Bayern - Rostow 5:0
Man City - Gladbach 4:0
Legia - BVB 0:6
Zagreb - Juventus 0:4
Real - Legia 5:1
Arsenal - Rasgrad 6:0
Sevilla - Zagreb 4:0
BVB - Legia 8:4

Real competition died like ten years ago, in the end it's always the same five or six clubs to win the trophy.
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Postby JohnMcSpunkencock » Thu Nov 24, 2016 10:24 pm

CL is all about cash. The real fans want trophies, not endless runs in Europe but winning nothing. Sad but true
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Re: The Football thread

Postby anonimis » Fri Nov 25, 2016 2:53 am

what real battles on pitch? See our Copa Libertadores

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Postby ZiziMinuscule » Fri Nov 25, 2016 2:22 pm

Dudemeister wrote:The first rounds of Champions League are alomst unwatchable by now, nearly as boring as most of the national leagues.
(...)
Real competition died like ten years ago, in the end it's always the same five or six clubs to win the trophy.


The play-off rounds are also boring. As You point out, in the end there are always the same clubs that are opposed to each other. This is aggravated by the decline of Italian teams, except of Juventus.
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Postby JohnMcSpunkencock » Fri Nov 25, 2016 2:56 pm

I think Lucia Denvile likes Real Madrid. Or maybe it's just a player ;)
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Postby Iddaoeeok » Fri Nov 25, 2016 5:31 pm

Ice hockey seems more popular than football in the Czech Republic.

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Postby Iddaoeeok » Fri Nov 25, 2016 5:38 pm

ZiziMinuscule wrote:
Dudemeister wrote:The first rounds of Champions League are alomst unwatchable by now, nearly as boring as most of the national leagues.
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Real competition died like ten years ago, in the end it's always the same five or six clubs to win the trophy.


The play-off rounds are also boring. As You point out, in the end there are always the same clubs that are opposed to each other. This is aggravated by the decline of Italian teams, except of Juventus.


The Premiership has ruined football, in my opinion, and it's only going to get worst. We'll eventually move to a situation where the "Champions" League is only the top Premiership clubs, and whoever else still has money and players left after they've hoovered all it up. As it is, teams like Celtic already may as well not bother showing up for the Champions League, doesn't matter how many fans they attract, they are now struggling to compete with Championship sides in England, in terms of revenue and quality of player they can attract. I'd rather watch the Europa League, though it would be better if they would get rid of the league element and make it a knockout competition. No money in that though, so that'll never happen.

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Postby avanfurwet » Fri Nov 25, 2016 6:34 pm

Iddaoeeok wrote:
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Dudemeister wrote:The first rounds of Champions League are alomst unwatchable by now, nearly as boring as most of the national leagues.
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Real competition died like ten years ago, in the end it's always the same five or six clubs to win the trophy.


The play-off rounds are also boring. As You point out, in the end there are always the same clubs that are opposed to each other. This is aggravated by the decline of Italian teams, except of Juventus.


The Premiership has ruined football, in my opinion, and it's only going to get worst. We'll eventually move to a situation where the "Champions" League is only the top Premiership clubs, and whoever else still has money and players left after they've hoovered all it up. As it is, teams like Celtic already may as well not bother showing up for the Champions League, doesn't matter how many fans they attract, they are now struggling to compete with Championship sides in England, in terms of revenue and quality of player they can attract. I'd rather watch the Europa League, though it would be better if they would get rid of the league element and make it a knockout competition. No money in that though, so that'll never happen.


Celtic are stuck though because historically they are perpetual kings in a small poor quality league and the English leagues won't let them join and gain exposure to real competition.

But is that really different to e.g. Sparta Prague? Do other Czech teams get into European competitions very often? Same for Slovakia, Romania, Bulgaria, etc. Yet Sparta beat Southampton. Not sure Celtic could do that.

What annoys me is requiring Andorra or San Morino to play against major footballing countries in internationals. It's not fair and there should be a more appropriate competition for them where they have a chance to win one day and not be treated as a joke.

It's like asking Iceland to be competitive against England ...

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Postby JohnMcSpunkencock » Fri Nov 25, 2016 7:17 pm

Money ruins the game in the long run. Sad but barring a holocaust no chance of change back.

Anyone think that Cuckold Scrabble © could be as big as Cuckold Skiing? And how about the popularity of Cuckold Chess, where black mates with white :eek:
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Postby JohnMcSpunkencock » Sat Nov 26, 2016 3:15 pm

Premiership and Scottish Premier predictions (3pm only):

Hull 0-1 WBA
Leicester 1-1 Middlesbrough
Liverpool 0-9 Sunderland
Swansea 2-0 Crystal Palace
Dundee 0-0 Inverness
Hearts 1-1 Motherwell
Ross County 2-1 Hamilton

One of those is a sure thing, eh Laura
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Postby JohnMcSpunkencock » Sat Nov 26, 2016 3:19 pm

And the 2:30 Bundesliga:

Koln 1-0 Augsburg
Frankfurt 0-1 Dortmund
Hamburg 1-1 Bremen
Ingolstadt 1-2 Wolfsburg
M'gladbach 2-2 Hoffenheim
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Postby laura. » Sun Nov 27, 2016 10:39 am

JohnMcSpunkencock wrote:Premiership and Scottish Premier predictions (3pm only):

Hull 0-1 WBA
Leicester 1-1 Middlesbrough
Liverpool 2-0 Sunderland
Swansea 2-0 Crystal Palace
Dundee 0-0 Inverness
Hearts 1-1 Motherwell
Ross County 2-1 Hamilton

One of those is a sure thing, eh Laura


Erm...

You were saying ;)

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I'll just leave this here ;)
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Anotherfine wrote:Image

I'll just leave this here ;)


What were they most successful at?

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Postby JohnMcSpunkencock » Sun Nov 27, 2016 12:51 pm

^ True cuckold, into Division 3 :D

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Postby JohnMcSpunkencock » Mon Nov 28, 2016 12:28 am

'The special one', now special once

Where did it all go wrong

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Postby avanfurwet » Mon Nov 28, 2016 12:52 am

JohnMcSpunkencock wrote:'The special one', now special once

Where did it all go wrong


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Postby Boshanks » Mon Nov 28, 2016 1:53 am

How quickly people forget when the going gets tough; he won the toughest league in football only 18 months ago.

They're not getting the rub of the green at the moment, they've been the better side in quite a few of their bad results this season, including today where Randolph played a blinder and earned West Ham the draw.

I'm seeing a different man on his second stint in the premiership though. The pressure of him being expected to consistently deliver is slowly taking its toll imo, and it's only a matter of time before this train derails again. It can't be helping that he has none of his family around him for support, but ultimately this is all his own making, his success, his arrogance, his at times complete lack of respect for players and staff (in the case of Eva,) people love to see someone like that fail. As a Chelsea fan, whilst I enjoyed the successes under him, I always hated the lack of humility that was on show.

I think they'll come good in the long term, they won't challenge in the league this season though, and like everywhere else he's been, I'll be surprised if he makes it past 3 seasons at Man U.

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Postby tubby4923 » Mon Nov 28, 2016 2:35 am

avanfurwet wrote:What were they most successful at?


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Re: The Football thread

Postby Anotherfine » Mon Nov 28, 2016 9:46 am

But at least Rangers didn't cover-up Child Abuse they left that to Celtic

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Postby JohnMcSpunkencock » Mon Nov 28, 2016 5:53 pm

Anotherfine wrote:Anyway I'm out of this thread for the foreseeable future


Until Rangers win a major again then we'll hear you loud and clear ;)
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Postby avanfurwet » Mon Nov 28, 2016 6:02 pm

Boshanks wrote:... I'll be surprised if he makes it past 3 seasons at Man U.


I'll be surprised if he's still there next summer.

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