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Re: The Football thread

Postby JohnMcSpunkencock » Fri Aug 11, 2017 5:38 pm

ZiziMinuscule wrote:https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/3743356/porn-site-amateur-football-team/

It's time for LP to sponsorize a football club. ;)


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Re: The Football thread

Postby JohnMcSpunkencock » Fri Aug 11, 2017 5:45 pm

ZiziMinuscule wrote:Bump !

Not about football, though. Hey, John, there are World Championships in athletics currently in London. Are You - and others ! - interested in athletics ? Are there any female athletes You would like hypothetically see on LP ?


I am yes although being an ex athlete I fell out of love with it because of the media in this country calling cheat on any non-English first language athletes doing well but not doing the same to, for example, US athletes. Florence Griffiths Joyner is the most obvious extreme I ever saw and you didn't need to test to know and ended my interest for many years. Words cannot describe my contempt.

Bolt, a fantastic ambassador and far more than an athlete helped regain my interest that FGJ killed.

There's a load of hotties. I forget her name, names, but there are a couple of hot Russians competing independently
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Re: The Football thread

Postby ZiziMinuscule » Fri Aug 11, 2017 7:48 pm

I see Your point, John. Need to acknowledge that IMHO doping should be allowed. I don't see any reason to ban using performance-enhancing drugs. Anyone shall be allowed to do what she/he wants to do.

By the way, what discipline did You practice ? I used to practice hammer throw during one year. It was time where I had the best shape in my life. But it was about 20 years ago...

I think You can mean long jumper Darya Klishina.
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Re: The Football thread

Postby JohnMcSpunkencock » Fri Aug 11, 2017 11:51 pm

ZiziMinuscule wrote:I see Your point, John. Need to acknowledge that IMHO doping should be allowed. I don't see any reason to ban using performance-enhancing drugs. Anyone shall be allowed to do what she/he wants to do.

By the way, what discipline did You practice ? I used to practice hammer throw during one year. It was time where I had the best shape in my life. But it was about 20 years ago...

I think You can mean long jumper Darya Klishina.

That's her, yes. Very good looking. I was middle distance
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Re: The Football thread

Postby JohnMcSpunkencock » Fri Aug 11, 2017 11:54 pm

There's a brunette too. Not sure of the name but Darya Klishina is red hot
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Re: The Football thread

Postby ZiziMinuscule » Fri Sep 01, 2017 4:40 pm

^ Regarding the brunette, don't You mean Anna Chicherova (high jump), John ?
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Re: The Football thread

Postby JohnMcSpunkencock » Sat Sep 02, 2017 9:18 am

Not that one, no. Maybe I'll get a name sometime
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Re: The Football thread

Postby ZiziMinuscule » Sun Sep 03, 2017 8:24 pm

JohnMcSpunkencock wrote:
ZiziMinuscule wrote:https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/3743356/porn-site-amateur-football-team/

It's time for LP to sponsorize a football club. ;)


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Re: The Football thread

Postby JohnMcSpunkencock » Wed Sep 13, 2017 12:38 am

Celtic 0-5 PSG :D :D :D

Man Utd win
Chelsea win -1
Bayern win -1
Easy money treble. Eaaasssyy money

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Re: The Football thread

Postby JohnMcSpunkencock » Wed Sep 13, 2017 8:34 am

But I did notice a couple of hairy arses. Shit! :eek:
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Re: The Football thread

Postby elgoska69 » Wed Sep 13, 2017 9:08 am

John you are Scottish ? if so i don't get your enjoyment of the Celtic result, can you explain ? what i determine from that result is how incredibly poor Scottish football is and if i was truly Scottish that would make me sad not happy. Celtic are clearly the best team in Scotland by a huge margin and this happens. as for the other Scottish teams in Europe they disappeared before most people even knew European football competitions had started. what is clear is that there is no "competition" in football now when there is big imbalances in finance

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Re: The Football thread

Postby Iddaoeeok » Wed Sep 13, 2017 11:35 am

Just a reminder that all the other Scottish teams are already out of Europe competitions this year, following defeats by teams from Lithuania, Cyprus and, er, Luxembourg. Scotland are ranked 23rd in the UEFA coefficient table, just ahead of Belarus and just below Azerbaijan. The only reason they're that high is because Celtic occasionally qualify for the group stages of the Champions League to be used as shooting practice for teams like Barca and PSG. If it wasn't for Celtic, God knows where Scotland would be, down there fighting it out with Northern Ireland, Wales and, er, Luxembourg.

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Re: The Football thread

Postby JohnMcSpunkencock » Thu Sep 14, 2017 8:47 am

elgoska69 wrote:John you are Scottish ? if so i don't get your enjoyment of the Celtic result, can you explain ? what i determine from that result is how incredibly poor Scottish football is and if i was truly Scottish that would make me sad not happy. Celtic are clearly the best team in Scotland by a huge margin and this happens. as for the other Scottish teams in Europe they disappeared before most people even knew European football competitions had started. what is clear is that there is no "competition" in football now when there is big imbalances in finance


It would take too long to explain. As an international team we're ok, we do well for a small nation. Clubs like Aberdeen, Hearts, Hibs, Kilmarnock and so on down the leagues are the ones responsible for the locating and nurturing of our young talent. The likes of Rangers and Celtic only buy from and on the cheap. I could write pages on this but I wouldn't now.

As for CL level etc, it's being there only that is achievable
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Re: The Football thread

Postby JohnMcSpunkencock » Thu Sep 14, 2017 8:55 am

Iddaoeeok wrote:Just a reminder that all the other Scottish teams are already out of Europe competitions this year, following defeats by teams from Lithuania, Cyprus and, er, Luxembourg. Scotland are ranked 23rd in the UEFA coefficient table, just ahead of Belarus and just below Azerbaijan. The only reason they're that high is because Celtic occasionally qualify for the group stages of the Champions League to be used as shooting practice for teams like Barca and PSG. If it wasn't for Celtic, God knows where Scotland would be, down there fighting it out with Northern Ireland, Wales and, er, Luxembourg.


Yeah, we don't have high expectations from St Johnstone, Aberdeen etc but it would be nice for one every two years or so to make the group stages of the Europa League but even that's a big ask. Maybe next year
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Re: The Football thread

Postby JohnMcSpunkencock » Thu Sep 14, 2017 9:00 am

Just a point though relating, Feyenoord are Dutch champions again, first time this century, and score goals for fun but are totally out of their depth in the CL and last night's skelping was predictable. Money has a lot to do with the demise of the power of Dutch football, Ajax run last season being a bolt out of the blur and Ajax are already out of this season's CL and EL. The bigger, wealthier football countries thrive even more now
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Re: The Football thread

Postby JohnMcSpunkencock » Thu Sep 14, 2017 9:05 am

I ignore the old firm as if they aren't even in the Scottish league. I only follow, read, watch etc matches that do not involve either of them. Rangers, demoted for massive financial things, had live coverage almost every single week of every season while in the lower reaches. Some punishment. That I can never forgive Sky etc. That's the last in a historic farce that is the old firm
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Re: The Football thread

Postby elgoska69 » Thu Sep 14, 2017 11:19 am

i actually have a soft spot for Ajax but was sad to see Feyenoord being brushed aside so easy by Man City, just like the Celtic- PSG situation, gross financial imbalance kills competition.

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Re: The Football thread

Postby ZiziMinuscule » Sat Sep 30, 2017 12:34 pm

German pornstar Lena NItro SV Oberwürzbach becames a sponsor of German 6th division club SV Oberwürzbach. Her name is to be placed on the club's jerseys.

https://www.lequipe.fr/Football/Actualites/En-allemagne-un-club-a-le-nom-d-une-actrice-porno-comme-sponsor-maillot/838677
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Postby JohnMcSpunkencock » Sat Sep 30, 2017 9:44 pm

Cool :cool:
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Re: The Football thread

Postby ZiziMinuscule » Thu Nov 09, 2017 2:52 pm

For those who speak French - an interview with German pornstar Lena Nitro speaking about her partnership 6th division club SV Oberwürzbach.

http://www.sofoot.com/lena-nitro-je-pourrais-tourner-une-scene-avec-marco-reus-448862.html
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Re: The Football thread

Postby ZiziMinuscule » Mon Mar 05, 2018 1:05 am

Pornstar Amandha Fox offers help to an Italian football club in financial trouble.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/porn-star-offers-help-bankrupt-12043906
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Re: The Football thread

Postby ZiziMinuscule » Tue May 01, 2018 7:54 pm

Pornstar Liza Del Sierra picks her France squad for World Cup 2018 for the "SoFoot" magazine.

http://www.sofoot.com/la-liste-des-23-bleus-de-liza-del-sierra-455116.html
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Re: The Football thread

Postby JohnnyMcSpunkencock » Wed May 02, 2018 12:08 am

Shows just how many gays there are here, only us posting about football :p ;)
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Re: The Football thread

Postby ZiziMinuscule » Wed May 02, 2018 6:03 pm

Indeed. People on this forum are barely active in threads where the discussion is not focused on cock's rubbing. And, as we know, there is nothing more gay than two or three dicks rubbing each other in a female's orifice.
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Re: The Football thread

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Re: The Football thread

Postby red_whre » Thu May 03, 2018 2:39 am

football or soccer?

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Re: The Football thread

Postby red_whre » Thu May 03, 2018 8:39 am

ZiziMinuscule wrote:Indeed. People on this forum are barely active in threads where the discussion is not focused on cock's rubbing. And, as we know, there is nothing more gay than two or three dicks rubbing each other in a female's orifice.


omg with the fucking gayness you fucking piece of worthless shit

they are fucking the woman, fucking is masculine, it doesnt matter if they rubbing each other, they are fucking her = male, masculine, fucking, dominance

3 = more sadistic and supreme and violent

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Postby ZiziMinuscule » Thu May 03, 2018 11:02 am

red_whore wrote:football or soccer?


We are in Europe, so football.
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Re: The Football thread

Postby ZiziMinuscule » Thu May 03, 2018 11:04 am

red_whore wrote:
ZiziMinuscule wrote:Indeed. People on this forum are barely active in threads where the discussion is not focused on cock's rubbing. And, as we know, there is nothing more gay than two or three dicks rubbing each other in a female's orifice.


omg with the fucking gayness you fucking piece of worthless shit

they are fucking the woman, fucking is masculine, it doesnt matter if they rubbing each other, they are fucking her = male, masculine, fucking, dominance

3 = more sadistic and supreme and violent


It was ironical. I was referring to these forum members who claim that DAPs or TAPs are gay.
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Re: The Football thread

Postby red_whre » Thu May 03, 2018 8:26 pm

ZiziMinuscule wrote:
red_whore wrote:
ZiziMinuscule wrote:Indeed. People on this forum are barely active in threads where the discussion is not focused on cock's rubbing. And, as we know, there is nothing more gay than two or three dicks rubbing each other in a female's orifice.


omg with the fucking gayness you fucking piece of worthless shit

they are fucking the woman, fucking is masculine, it doesnt matter if they rubbing each other, they are fucking her = male, masculine, fucking, dominance

3 = more sadistic and supreme and violent


It was ironical. I was referring to these forum members who claim that DAPs or TAPs are gay.


damn you dont know how to make jokes, you looked too serious

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Re: The Football thread

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Re: The Football thread

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This is my team!
1. Mila Milan
2. Lara De Santis
3. Francys Belle
4. Lauren Phillips
5. Cherie De Ville
6. Sarah Vandella
7. Jasmine Jae
8. Syren De Mer (C)
9. Veronica Avluv
10. Kendra Lust
11. Jolee Love
Trainer - Lisa Ann
Chairmain - Nina Hartley
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Correction: 4. Rebecca More
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Re: The Football thread

Postby ZiziMinuscule » Wed May 09, 2018 10:44 pm

Thank You for this dream team, Syren Fan!

Here is mine:

Goalkeeeper: ROXY BLACK (CZE) (LP)
Central defender: ANGEL SUMMERS (FRA) (NOT-LP)
Central defender: JACKIE [JACKIE LEE] (CZE) (LP)
Central defender: LAPPI SY (RU) (NOT-LP)
Inner midfielder: BELLA MOORE (RU) (LP)
Inner midfielder: LENKA GABOROVA (CZE) (NOT-LP)
Playmayker: KIRA ROLLER (RU) (LP)
Winger: VALENTINA VELASQUES (HU) (NOT-LP)
Winger: SUGAR BABY (HU) (NOT-LP)
Forward: NIKA STAR (RU) (LP)
Forward: PENELOPA (RU) (LP)
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Re: The Football thread

Postby ZiziMinuscule » Wed May 09, 2018 10:46 pm

Of course, the captain of my team is Roxy Black. In school, being fat, I always played as goalkeeper.
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Re: The Football thread

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Re: The Football thread

Postby ZiziMinuscule » Wed May 09, 2018 10:51 pm

http://remezcla.com/sports/paulinho-deported-porn-actress/

Current Barcelone midfielder posed for a advertisement shooting with a Japanese pornstar while playing in China.
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Re: The Football thread

Postby JohnnyMcSpunkencock » Thu May 10, 2018 1:16 am

Breaking. Manchester City are the greatest team in Premier league history :D
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Re: The Football thread

Postby ZiziMinuscule » Wed May 16, 2018 8:59 pm

John, You mean the fact that Manchester City won more points and scored more goals than any team in Premier League history ?
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